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Current occupation: cat cuddler / book reader Can't leave well enough alone. He/Him.
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pronouns? i’m actually anti-nouns. i hate people, places and things
Stunning: China adds an incredible 72GW of wind power in 2020, tripling its 2019 performance. Plus 48GW of solar That’s China installing renewables equivalent to 20% more than the UK’s entire installed generation capacity. In one year. renews.biz/65926/china-ad…
This feels absolutely true
when you are 34 you are actually 27 but the second you turn 35 you are 50. i learned this too late but it’s not too late for me to warn you.
What words *should* she have used? #wronganswersonly
Politico: Biden’s incoming White House deputy chief of staff says that when she called congressional Republicans “a bunch of fuckers” she “probably could have chosen better” words to use. politico.com/news/2020/12/1…
I am trying so hard to keep a straight face in this UPS store right now
LaCroix is like if flavor could socially distance from your tongue
My clueless friend sets up a naïvety scene every year
The Cleveland Grovers. That's my vote.
We all realize that #Trump fired #Barr (or whatever) today just to bump the electoral college story from the top of the front page? Right? Like that's why they did it *today*
"you're so thoughtful" i am far too full of thoughts yes
Jesus...
a low-key b-plot from the present hell is that the Air Force settled on "skyborg" for its name of "robot fighter jets that escort F-35s" and we're just kind of watching it happen in slow motion
Can we stop with Merrick Garland? He was a *COMPROMISE* scotus pick. Leave him be as a federal judge washingtonpost.com/politics/biden…
this is pretty hilarious
Did a super secret book signing at @Target while we were Christmas shopping (Franny was the lookout🕵🏼) - Go grab a copy between TODAY and December 16 at Target... and @FAOSchwarz will donate a toy to a child at @StJude for every book sold. #5MORESLEEPS
Pro tip for #chicago folks... the only venomous #snake in the wild in our area is the Eastern Massasauga. It lives in wet prairies, bogs, and fields. It has a rattle. It looks like this: more info: www2.illinois.gov/dnr/education/…
Dear @realDonaldTrump: Why didn’t your Administration purchase more of the Pfizer vaccine?
Former FDA Commissioner and Pfizer board member Scott Gottlieb confirms on CNBC that the Trump admin "didn't take up the additional 100 million [vaccine doses] option agreement" from Pfizer.
Great overview of how COVID vaccines work. Helpful to have a little biology background but not necessary.
Here I describe a brief overview of how the Pfizer/BioNTech or Moderna mRNA vaccines work. Taking a vaccine is one’s personal choice, and I hope this video can help someone make that decision rooted in science.
me at the end of every relationship:
JUST FOUND OUT I'VE BEEN WATERING A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR FUCKING MONTHS.
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