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I just want to take a moment to recognize that I officially signed up for AARP - mainly for the discounts. Turns out you CAN "look like a hot librarian" AND be eligible for AARP. Life is wild. #dontletyourdreamsbedreams
I know that “you look like a hot librarian” is supposed to be a compliment but it just makes me feel like I’m about to be eligible for AARP
Don’t get complacent. We have to keep fighting. Coronavirus is still here. Black lives are still being killed. Kids are still in cages. Nothing is immediately fixed here. We need to do everything we can to take the Senate. And we need to hold them responsible for proper change.
i want to BAKE but then I will EAT IT and get real FAT life is hard
living with your SO is basically just attempting to identify sounds continuously together. "was that the dog?" "was that the smoke alarm?" "was that your butt?!" .....#bliss
Am I the only one that finds sitting criss-cross applesauce super relaxing?
Nobody: @DanielJacobBerg: “and that’s the story of how I was once a suspect in a bank robbery...”
giving these to the lucky lady that streams old town road the most this week
"we take all of these allegations very seriously," i.e. we were not proactive in holding ourselves accountable for our practices and now shit is hitting the fan
Me: “i just have no faith in anyone anymore” @DanielJacobBerg: “welcome to the world of the jaded” *smokes cigarette*
I know that “you look like a hot librarian” is supposed to be a compliment but it just makes me feel like I’m about to be eligible for AARP
Why is it so hard to navigate the toilet paper in porta potties?!
i swear, y’all be typing in microsoft word, clicking the thesaurus function, and just picking words.
So honored to have partnered with @NCCampusCompact @AmeriCorpsVISTA program to support @BGCCoastalPlain amazing work with @dfcusa with leaders like @badewitte & @ChrisABallance ❤️Congratulations!!
I know that “you look like a hot librarian” is supposed to be a compliment but it just makes me feel like I’m about to be eligible for AARP
if anyone needs a pick-me-up, @jennafischer 's bread baking instastories have become a major source of happiness for me in the past couple days #youcancrustme
Shoutout to the pets out there who comfort their owners in times of need. We honestly don't deserve you.#coco
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