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Things I say to my cat.

Wow what a day it must be for Michael Plunkett.


After four movies, you gotta wonder if Jason Bourne is really just running from himself.


Going to Home Depot with my dad counts as bonding time.

baileyjohn's tweet image. Going to Home Depot with my dad counts as bonding time.

You know what's weird? Why do I need a license to practice medicine?


Turns out Star Wars was inside me all along.


Saw one of @thebirthdayboys on an episode of Monk which is a good show.

baileyjohn's tweet image. Saw one of @thebirthdayboys on an episode of Monk which is a good show.

2018 and they still refuse to accurately depict skunks in the media.


Shining Time Station and Thomas & Friends aren't the same thing?! Staggering information.


@joepettis Whataburger-themed Nikes are a thing now but they don't taste good and I thought of you. buzzworthy.blog.austin360.com/2016/02/08/wha…


If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...

baileyjohn's tweet image. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...

The sky is beautiful right now. High five, God.


I'm so John Candy with it.

baileyjohn's tweet image. I'm so John Candy with it.

My parents play a car game where they announce the price of gas for every station they pass. I'm getting really good. Dollar ninety-five!


Snapped a great pic passing by Dr. Rockso. #dragoncon #metalocalypse

baileyjohn's tweet image. Snapped a great pic passing by Dr. Rockso. #dragoncon #metalocalypse

New motorcycle.

baileyjohn's tweet image. New motorcycle.

Wird Batching.

baileyjohn's tweet image. Wird Batching.

Mike D, I'm coming for that crown. #KingOfLunch

baileyjohn's tweet image. Mike D, I'm coming for that crown. #KingOfLunch

This is definitive proof that I indeed created the phrase "Hoarding is rewarding."

baileyjohn's tweet image. This is definitive proof that I indeed created the phrase "Hoarding is rewarding."

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