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Capricorn. 30. Crybaby.

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Last Thursday, I had to put Jolene down. She’s been sick for a long time and there was nothing left to do. It was the kindest thing I could’ve done for her at that point. This morning I woke up to Merlin having passed. RIP to my 2 most photogenic critters.


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absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

chismosavirus's tweet image. absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

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History doesn’t repeat. It rebrands.

LePapillonBlu2's tweet image. History doesn’t repeat. It rebrands.

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This is what loving neighbors do. This is real community. Not the AI-generated 50s trad family propaganda bullshit that the right is obsessed with

Somali aunties were giving out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis.



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Trump literally defunded cancer research

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If I see you vaping weed in public from a fake Sherlock Holmes pipe, I’m stealing your wallet

Woodgrain Sherlock 🧙‍♂️



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"people you may know" and it's someone i would set on fire


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this was my personal heated rivalry


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mama the LIBRARY

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.



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how it feels to have never used grok


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I hope all the sexy women break up with their stupid ugly boyfriends in 2026


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Okay this wins

Normal widows: I miss my husband so much Erika Kirk:



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“controversial youtube star” and it’s literally because she doesn’t want kids blown up

Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel named to Zohran Mamdani’s ‘inaugural committee’ trib.al/7AKd8hk

nypost's tweet image. Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel named to Zohran Mamdani’s ‘inaugural committee’ trib.al/7AKd8hk


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Sex workers prove time and again they do more than billionaires for society.

making it rain... toys! 😂

worldranking_'s tweet image. making it rain... toys! 😂


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their lives???

Since women are known for stealing men's hoodies, name something that men are known for taking from a woman



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Tax the fucking churches.

In Texas, USA, Christian’s used drones to depict the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Powerful, Hallelujah!



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Normal person: I wish my husband was still alive 😢🕊️ Erica Kirk when her husband was shot:


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“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore


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Bodycam footage from police shows the initial warrantless search of Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s yielded no gun. Bodycam was then turned off for 11 minutes after which a 2nd search “uncovered” a gun. Cops didn’t find the gun during the 1st search because the gun was planted!

ProudSocialist's tweet image. Bodycam footage from police shows the initial warrantless search of Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s yielded no gun.

Bodycam was then turned off for 11 minutes after which a 2nd search “uncovered” a gun.

Cops didn’t find the gun during the 1st search because the gun was planted!


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