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Chick-fil-A does not fuck around


I want to sell things on fb market place but the thought of someone I know seeing it is too humiliating


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when the friend group is on TikTok at the same time and we genuinely reach flow state

sadgrlsammy's tweet image. when the friend group is on TikTok at the same time and we genuinely reach flow state

with the way the flu is going around I don’t wanna hear none of that “cAn i HiT yoUR vApE” bc no the fuck you cannot!!!


opened the Taco Bell app just to window shop

From jack

wondering if oomf is gonna order meatloaf tomorrow


I always tell Claire that when I die her number one priority is to take all my journals and read then BURN them, so every year for Christmas she gets me a new one so she knows exactly what to look for and I think that’s really beautiful


eating Wendy’s chicken nuggets and caviar rn plz don’t fucking text


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standing in the freezer aisle with a bag of chips on his head

Connor Storrie in newly shared video.



if we can’t have circles can we please at least have the ability to look at who liked a tweet???


when was the last time you picked up a thesaurus


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when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline


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Boy from hinge told me he saw Gracie Abrams live 4 times so I unmatched him


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Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

charli_xcx's tweet image. Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

gender affirming care appointment in 3 weeks


my brothers friend keeps forgetting I’m gay like kyle I do NOT ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ like boobs


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This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name


indigestion so bad I want to rip out my stomach and stomp on it


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