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coined the word bevo (cool way to say beverage)

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they said they’re doing stuff to us in a lab later. like experiments or something


evergreen

You do start to appreciate why Lenin and Stalin just shot everybody.



i’ll believe it when i’m fondling two thousand dollars worth of cocaine

BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that $2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year.



i have to print my boarding pass for my one way rocket ship trip to the Planet of Happiness in the Orgasmia Galaxy


she realized he’s a pedophile & now she fucks with him

Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”

PopCrave's tweet image. Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”
PopCrave's tweet image. Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”


kylie minogue healings tonight


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Something shifted. Shits about to get real weird


New York City you listen to me, If you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24 hour store, go into the store right now, and put your hand in the cash register for no reason 💣💣💣💣 Their money is your money as of right now 💥💥💥💥


next month is december


we on a world tour

bark_sampson's tweet image. we on a world tour

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alwysportyspice's tweet image. #GayHalloween
alwysportyspice's tweet image. #GayHalloween

bills i was not expecting hit my checking account like the tsar bomba last night

bark_sampson's tweet image. bills i was not expecting hit my checking account like the tsar bomba last night

i woke up in a heatwave and everybody’s gone…


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From friend - current US in late Qing malaise Flooded with opioids Closed to foreign trade Navy rotten to the core Government in paralysis Misuse of military funding Governors ignoring central orders Throwing birthday parties for the emperor Fixing up imperial gardens

HistorianZhang's tweet image. From friend - current US in late Qing malaise

Flooded with opioids
Closed to foreign trade
Navy rotten to the core
Government in paralysis
Misuse of military funding 
Governors ignoring central orders
Throwing birthday parties for the emperor
Fixing up imperial gardens

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Tuah 67%


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i hate this fucking image

Yahiamice's tweet image. i hate this fucking image


i think the harpers piece abt gooning is wrong bc i was under the impression it was a gay kink that escaped containment


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imagine phones got sick and coughed through the speakers



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imagine phones got sick and coughed through the speakers


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