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I was so drunk last night that I ordered an Uber from Columbus to Detroit. Then had to Uber back to Columbus to get my car. I hate myself.


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We putting Moo Deng in the air fryer


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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?



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the future is bright

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Fucking insane night at the club. Drunk off my fucking ass, watching ‘Nathan for You’ clips on my phone . Spent $900 buying shots for a bachelorette party who told me they liked my haircut.


philly might be the move, every random bar is fire af


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No thanks, if my subway isn't like this I don't want it.


wait how did I just realize MJ’s moonwalk was on beat

Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?



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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?



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I am once again asking for the Hallmark Christmas movie where the high-powered lawyer who moved to the big city sees that her ex boyfriend from her small town is now on trial for being at the Capitol and her mom is completely redpilled sharing QAnon memes on Facebook.


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Y’all must’ve forgot who he was

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Oh why my water just broke…



only in the midwest do you need to develop a risk mitigation plan in preparation for hunting season 🥴


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