i am the captain now🐝🇵🇦🇩🇪
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bri • 26 • mothman and tony hawk enthusiast • professional crowdsurfer • sad, but?? also sad
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sorry I didn’t mean to flirt with you I was just bored and a little manic
“I felt so sick earlier I started gagging out of nowhere” “Now that’s just crazy because you never gag” “Wyatt please you don’t have to say that in front of the entire bar”
getting 2 live with my best friend is so much fun dude :))) man just dealt w me screaming about whitebeard dying irl too not knowing a single fucking thing I was saying but somehow understanding it meant hulk hogan was dead
“I don’t even normally like blondes-“ Wyatt: “Sanji, Doflamingo, Corazon” “…look that’s different those are fictional ass characters” “You have literally jumped out of bed in excitement when seeing them on screen”
not 3 of my coworkers being drunk and making a bet on whose phone call id answer or who id call back first (It was Hope, she’s my work wife. My bf was betting on Stephen.)
Whenever my brother comes into the bar I like to very loudly announce, “we banned you months ago, you HAVE to stop coming here dude”
baby girl is a giant vicious monster at almost 6 months now 🖤 my little sun god Nika, my lil warrior of liberation and symbol of freedom
One of my managers asked what my love language was today and I shrugged and said, “I dunno, probably bullying” and she said she could see that before turning to wyatt and asking him what his love language was for me, to which he responded, “everything she wants”
“I didn’t know it was possible but you are somehow even sassier with me at work” “Honestly I think that building just makes my sass meter go off the charts because I end up apologizing a lot for getting sassier than I needed to be there” “Makes sense”
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