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We can confirm that we are paying top rates for someone to watch the traffic lights at Cleveland Bridge. He’s now got a high score on Candy Crush because he’s spending 8 hours a day sat in the van. Just another great credit for the city of Bath.


Our plan to add a loop-the-loop to Cleveland Bridge is on track to be ready for 2030. #TouristAttraction

bathnes_not's tweet image. Our plan to add a loop-the-loop to Cleveland Bridge is on track to be ready for 2030. #TouristAttraction

It seems as if the students have moved in down the road and obviously it is sensible to stand on the roof! @bathlive @BathEcho @AskBath @bathnes_not

Trump_Fatigue_'s tweet image. It seems as if the students have moved in down the road and obviously it is sensible to stand on the roof! @bathlive @BathEcho @AskBath @bathnes_not


We’ve got more on back order. Normal service will resume shortly.


It’s called living the dream. We work hard to make Bathnes a better place to live, work and visit x

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Basically we’ve decided to cut everything. That way there’s literally nothing you can complain to us about. #ProgressiveThinking


We have no plans to enforce the new traffic lanes at Odd Down. Don’t like queueing simply use the park & ride lane and go around the roundabout fully. #ThisMadeMoreProblems #WastingMoneyAsUsual


We’ve got to cram in some more student accommodation somewhere. We can charge a premium too because it’s close to Mc Donald’s #BringBackQuazar2018 #StudentsNeedMcNuggets2018


All these junction improvements on the A39... it’s almost as if @cllr_tim is the councillor out that way 🤔


Hang on who’s running what twitter account?!

Found this snowman in Parade Gardens today, @BathnesParks. He seems to be wearing a fir hat. Maybe that's why he's thawing out.❄❄❄ Sorry... More cold weather updates here: goo.gl/DNV62p

bathnes's tweet image. Found this snowman in Parade Gardens today, @BathnesParks. He seems to be wearing a fir hat. Maybe that's why he's thawing out.❄❄❄
Sorry...
More cold weather updates here: goo.gl/DNV62p


Investment of the year. We had to make cuts somewhere, @cllr_tim gets hourly refuse collections.


What’s more we’ve got an artist to make a snowman that looks just like @cllr_tim on his driveway as a constant reminder of how great @cllr_tim is.


We’ve even got a dedicated task force going out to move snow & ice from BA1 and put it in BA2, right outside @votedave’s front door.


Just put your bins out whenever. We lost track of which day of the week it is anyway.


We’ve instructed our recycling & refuse teams to collect all major routes into Bath during rush hour traffic #KeepBathAtAStandStill #ZeroLogic


You ain’t getting shit from us. We blew the budget on stickers for ungrateful Dave.

don’t say that, I’ve a van load of green boxes ordered…. 😂



Actual footage of our new refuse collection taking place

bathnes_not's tweet image. Actual footage of our new refuse collection taking place

Every year the circus comes to Victoria Park. It’s actually a training event for us to see how to run a council. #Progressive


We've given you all wheelie bins & bags to contain all of your opinions and complaints about everything we do.


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