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Living in Massachusetts, I'll always be available to be a tour guide for a week's vaction.
I am the pickiest mother fucker when it comes to mashed potatoes, but the ones that Alex just made me 😩 oh my god I started dancing after the first bite. They’re so fucking good.
Do I need to start wearing a sign that says “allergic to lavender”? Smelling lavender triggers a headache within 10 minutes and sometimes even gets so bad as to becoming a migraine
Alex brought home the Box Set of Band of Brothers last night and I stg this man 😭 he remembers everything about me after just having told him once. I told him about this shit like three months ago!!! I love him so much ❤️❤️❤️
It ain’t easy
Hey, I did it
When he buys you shampoo, conditioner, a hairbrush, and a toothbrush to keep at his house 🥺❤️
what is HAPPENING
She's super snuggly lately and it's making me think there's something wrong with me 🥴
Just had to explain the concept of "never swing first" to my 16 year old brother. If I was not a grown ass adult, I'd be punching middle schoolers in the fucking face.
I fucking hate asking for help, but I really need some help. Any amount; I'll send it back after I'm back at work. I tried to stretch what I had after my surgery, but it wasn't enough. I need some help 😭
I zoomed in on her face and all I could think of was
He just fuckin' "squirrel"d them 🤣 💀
Of all the organizational theory adages "Trust is gained in drips and lost in buckets" is the one where I'm actually like, "OK, fine, yes, that one's good."
Childhood trauma doesn’t just come from what you experience, it’s also about what you don’t experience. Here’s some examples:
Twelve hours between these tweets.
8.5 years after having my dog ripped from my arms, and I still have a physical fucking pain in my chest when I think about her. I'm so sorry, baby.
Fucking Queen
Elizabeth Olsen for Variety’s #PowerOfWomen issue, photographed by Ramona Rosales. wp.me/pc8uak-1lBxIW
SHUT THE FUCK UP this just made my day 😭❤️
Ryan Reynolds announces Hugh Jackman will reprise his role as #Wolverine in #Deadpool3. Deadpool and Wolverine join the MCU on 9/6/24.
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