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Lisa D

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I thought this was a giant fucking marshmallow alongside chips, gravy, and mushy peas and was horrified, then I upped my brightness after reading the comments and I’m still disgusted! That’s supposed to be a pie?! Insert Schmidt gagging gif right here

Happy Friday from The North™️

idlewildgirl's tweet image. Happy Friday from The North™️


More importantly, where is this dress from, and does it have pockets?! I need this dress, please and thank you.

Dear Issac u silly stupid lil person and all people under this post. Its the start of a new year and I got time for muthafuckas like u today. This post is mad fuckin lame of u and sad. A black man cant express himself and be confident AND successful with out it being some…



Ok, why is my “For You” timeline just full of 30 Rock posts? Haven’t watched that show in easily 10 years.


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YES


Chef’s kiss

She caught her breath as she gazed at his tall, elegant physique… the expensive, uncrumpled suit just skimming his toned chest; his kind, open eyes shining with goodness. “Take me now” she whispered urgently “Here. On the graves of those you’ve hurried to their deaths”. #GTTO

life_arts_lane's tweet image. She caught her breath as she gazed at his tall, elegant physique… the expensive, uncrumpled suit just skimming his toned chest; his kind, open eyes shining with goodness.

“Take me now” she whispered urgently  “Here. On the graves of those you’ve hurried to their deaths”.

#GTTO


Alright, it’s basically the 27th January, what the fuck are Spurs doing?!?! Someone give me the job to bully Levy into spending money on decent players.


I’ve joined the trend and annoyingly my second day wasn’t as successful as my first. Wordle 198 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


Anyone else hate those fucking bird’s eye adverts?! #BingbangShutTheFuckUp


How does that annoying, unfunny cunt Corden keep getting jobs?!

✨IT'S HERE✨ The #CinderellaMovie trailer has arrived with just one month left for the big show! See you at the royal ball, September 3.



Easily the best tv show that’s been made in a long time #ClarksonsFarm More please @primevideouk @JeremyClarkson


Googling Nico Hiraga to make sure I’m not being a peado thinking he’s cute.


Explosively loose, digested food

If Ted Cruz were a food, what would he be?

MysterySolvent's tweet image. If Ted Cruz were a food, what would he be?


“Maybe?! What do you mean maybe?!” 😂

If Ted Cruz were a food, what would he be?

MysterySolvent's tweet image. If Ted Cruz were a food, what would he be?


Well this is a great way to find out I’m a monkey 👩🏻‍🦰 I guess all my jokes about me being an orang-utan aren’t jokes

Listening to Metallica can help calm monkeys



Aul Joe was just asking him if he still had a hairy hole

10 years since Gennaro Gattuso took on Tottenham coach Joe Jordan at San Siro 😯

goal's tweet image. 10 years since Gennaro Gattuso took on Tottenham coach Joe Jordan at San Siro 😯
goal's tweet image. 10 years since Gennaro Gattuso took on Tottenham coach Joe Jordan at San Siro 😯
goal's tweet image. 10 years since Gennaro Gattuso took on Tottenham coach Joe Jordan at San Siro 😯
goal's tweet image. 10 years since Gennaro Gattuso took on Tottenham coach Joe Jordan at San Siro 😯


.Since #contagion influenced Hancock, will the government now be taking a lead from #MeanGirls and forcing us to wear pink on Wednesdays?!


Anyone else develop the terrible habit of lying awake at 3am watching come dine with me?!


News agencies should be using this photo and not the stock photo from her first dose as it is encouraging the tinfoil hat brigade

We were delighted to welcome Margaret Keenan back to University Hospital, Coventry to safely receive the second dose of the COVID-19 vaccination. The 91-year-old became the first person in the world to receive the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine following its clinical approval.

nhsuhcw's tweet image. We were delighted to welcome Margaret Keenan back to University Hospital, Coventry to safely receive the second dose of the COVID-19 vaccination.

The 91-year-old became the first person in the world to receive the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine following its clinical approval.


Can anybody find me somebody to love?! George Michael was a great singer and I never appreciated that as a kid. There hasn’t been a concert like the Freddie Mercury tribute one #HappyNewYear2021 #boringbastard #stayingin


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