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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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when you're mining obsidian and a bat flies in front of you

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Jun 18, 2019

Day 6147 being a virgin: I third wheel people just to catch a glimpse of what a good relationship would be like

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May 4, 2019

Hawkeye would be the best husband because he always hits the g-spot

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Jan 17, 2019

SING US A SONG YOU’RE THE PIANO MAN. I don’t know if you will find this funny, but I did. I actually made this. #oc #originalcontent #originalmemes #originalmeme #canadamemes… instagram.com/p/BswEJ5EAmjG/…

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Dec 5, 2018

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i beat my wheat
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Nov 19, 2018

Day 19 of NNN: Saturday, November 17, 2018 22:38. My failure of No Nut November. I could have waited two more days until my birthday. But the urge to nut was so great TOO GREAT. I’m sorry God, I needed to release my fury. There was so much. I’m sorry to everyone I let down.

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Nov 15, 2018

Day 15 of NNN: WOAAAHHHHH WERE HALF WAY THEERRRE WWWWWOOOOOAAAHHHHH Dont nut if you dare. God is watching.

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i beat my wheat
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Nov 14, 2018

Day 14 of NNN: I have survived 2 weeks. My physics teacher got stuck on a question and I solved it within seconds. I did this many times, until today when he appointed me as the new teacher of the class. I threw out my calculator because I can solve complex equations in my head.

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Nov 13, 2018

Day 13 of NNN: I have devolved minor x-ray vision. Not like the traditional x-rays, but like the comic book ones. Or every girl is walking around my school in their underwear. Unfortunately, this power is uncontrollable, and when it is activated I find it challenging to not fail.

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Nov 12, 2018

Day 12 of NNN: in respect of Remembrance Day, I took a day off from doing these, please take time to be grateful for our freedom. We remember our fallen soldiers, from war and I suppose from nutting too early. You were too young. For those of you who are still here, stay strong.

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Nov 9, 2018

Day 9 of NNN: So yesterday God failed no nut November, and in Canada His nut is coming down as a solid white powder. DO NOT mistake for snow.

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Nov 8, 2018

Day 8 of NNN: the absolute weirdest things turn me on now. I would say what they are but some of them would have me in jail. I opened by bedroom door and the entire thing came off of the hinges. I saw God today and He said He was proud of me, and I thanked him. He said he failed.

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