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me at concerts having the “omg they’re real” moment

‘NO ONE’S HOME’: President Biden appears to freeze as Vice President Harris and others dance next to him at a Juneteenth event. trib.al/u31vR2j



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Tesco looking at my Clubcard data to determine that I like crisps.

NoContextBrits's tweet image. Tesco looking at my Clubcard data to determine that I like crisps.

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Christmas Day was two weeks ago. I feel like I’ve lived 100 days since then.

putasinghonit's tweet image. Christmas Day was two weeks ago. I feel like I’ve lived 100 days since then.

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Never judge a book by its cover is such a cute concept, and one that completely goes out the window the moment I’m looking for a book to read.


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Not to sound like I’m 48 but why the fuck have the council not been out gritting the roads ?! Even the main roads are completely iced over it’s a fucking death trap


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“If you didn’t want your photo digitally altered and turned into sexual content you shouldn’t have posted it online” is the social media version of “if you didn’t want to be raped you shouldn’t have worn a short skirt.” Women are not responsible for the predatory actions of men.


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Steal it if you have to, PLEASE.

Big_tagg's tweet image. Steal it if you have to, PLEASE.

Deodorant getting kinda pricey..



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Having a chinese with a big group of us tonight so I spent a large percentage of the day perusing the menu and meticulously curating and perfecting my order, only for everyone to just agree we’ll get a big general selection to share and is everyone ok with that


nothing worse than continuing the gym in January and feeling self conscious that everyone thinks you’re a new year new me gym goer, I promise bro I’ve dropped almost 2 dress sizes I swear I’m not new here


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why are glasses ALWAYS dirty oh my god it feels like ragebait


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It has come to our attention that some people may be planning to watch the fireworks their taxes are paying for

Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access. If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.

metpoliceuk's tweet image. Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access. 

If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.


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"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"


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listening to audiobooks is not reading

does anyone have any opinions on reading they’d like to share



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A reminder to those who take their unruly kids to restaurants… we don’t like your kids, we don’t like them running past our table while you let them, we don’t think they’re cute or adorable while there running amok and we think you’re bad parents for allowing it, thanks.


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do the people who post pics of their kids with emojis on their faces know they could just like, not post pics of their kids


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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.


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For anyone who’s confused, today is Saturday, 28 December.


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