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feels so good to love your mechanic


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April is going to feel like this

pastapilled's tweet image. April is going to feel like this

many restaurants have a fun room and a not so fun room and there is nothing sadder than getting punted to the latter


please read & understand, my friends

1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️

FluteMagician's tweet image. 1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️
FluteMagician's tweet image. 1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️


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This is the way, Ubuweb.

aliner's tweet image. This is the way, Ubuweb.

too many men think they’re kermit


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In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out


new year’s is either for soup and drugs with close confidants or a rager at a total stranger’s posh house and there shall be no in-between


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why do we have a head because we need to kiss


many strange things have occurred in my life but possibly the strangest is that ringo starr owes me $100


on the upside people have been extremely kind today— letting each other go in traffic, heavy discounts at my eye doctor, warm greetings between strangers in public. i dunno but hey, that’s somethin’ 🥲


every time i see a picture of dali now i think about something i read by someone he knew socially, who reported that he rarely bathed & was very smelly & greasy i have looked for the source again but can’t find it so you’ll just have to trust me

Salvador Dali, 1936

fasc1nate's tweet image. Salvador Dali, 1936


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the best indicator that your body feels safe where you are is spontaneous silliness


i think orchard is a really nice name for a baby


seeing the teens pop wheelies feels like a good economic omen


very pleasant stuff

Salvador Dali, 1936

fasc1nate's tweet image. Salvador Dali, 1936


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my loch ness souvenir magnet is too weak to hold anything. angry


please, interpret my dream of a dog that was trying to eat a balloon


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i cut together the best egg scenes in movies


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