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Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB

@benjamin_chode

Attorney at law, gimp and in-house barista. Proud husband to Leroy ✊🏾

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🚨 Fuck the BBC with a BBC! 🍆


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I’m quite fucking happy that these fucking woke cunts got their fucking comeuppance. Fucking cunts.


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GENERAL ERECTION NOW!!!


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I provided photographic evidence of my male gender once, albeit unsolicited. I served 3 years. Talk about a two tier justice system.


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@OxfordUnion 🚨 The “last bastion of free speech” courageously switching off replies! 🤣 Knob-ends

trampbummer's tweet image. @OxfordUnion 🚨 The “last bastion of free speech” courageously switching off replies! 🤣 Knob-ends

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🚨 And for a mere £25.99, you too can be the proud owner of a bamboo EveryDoctor phone holder to support the Holy NHS and bank roll my next holiday to the Maldives 🇲🇻. Dig Deep! Ju x 💙


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Join @ABridgen & I LIVE @ 9pm for an exclusive interview and phone-in ☎️ @ AlexBelfield.com Promo FROM THE PUB HERE with a pint 🍺 of Dianne Abbott… 👇👇👇👇👇 youtu.be/sGZ-6OeZbQk?si…

celebrityradio's tweet image. Join @ABridgen & I LIVE @ 9pm for an exclusive interview and phone-in ☎️ @ AlexBelfield.com

Promo FROM THE PUB HERE with a pint 🍺 of Dianne Abbott…

👇👇👇👇👇

youtu.be/sGZ-6OeZbQk?si…

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Don't forget Our Support Coffee, Our Climate Warrior. Our Tarqs @benjamin_chode tirelessly stripped every Hard-Right Premier Inn in the land of their Maxwell House SuperSmooth Instant Packs, then Our Doc flogged them off at 20x the price ('Brazilian Special Brew'). Ah, nostalgia!


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R.I P Hulk Hogan .

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Hulk Hogan .


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In which Our Doc Juju wanders around one of her homes, constantly playing with her hair and fluttering her eyelashes—all classic traits of a greedy narcissist. Sadly for her, her self-absorption prevents her from realising what a bad look this is! 🙄😂


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@davidicke Where can I get one of these?

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@wesstreeting 🚨 🚨 Hey Wes. This freeloading twat with a face like a baboon’s arsehole reckons she’s well ‘ard.

If any media outlet would like to host me debating with Wes Streeting about NHS staff strikes, I would be delighted to participate. I’m absolutely fed up of him attacking the very workforce holding our public healthcare system together.



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Thanks @grok Black Londoners (13% of population) account for 61% of knife murder perpetrators, 53% of broader knife crime perpetrators (2022 data). White Londoners: 18.1% of knife murder perpetrators. - **Age**: Adolescents/young adults (10–24) most involved; weapon-carrying…


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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙎𝙏

PhilMyers53's tweet image. 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙎𝙏

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I see Erin Patterson has been found guilty.

LegalGengar's tweet image. I see Erin Patterson has been found guilty.

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I am grateful to have raised nearly £14,000 to date—almost halfway to my goal of £30,000. I am seeking a civil restraining order against someone I consider vexatious. He has sued a lot of gender-critical women and other people in recent years over absolute nonsense. His…

Happy Friday! Hayden has just informed me that he is preparing to file an application to strike out my defence and get a civil restraining order of his own against me. You can imagine my reaction. 😂 Let's see what happens. I think he's lost all objectivity in this case.



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🍿 Watch 🎥 the power of the EVIL establishment when they target you… 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Never think the dark & CORRUPT forces @ .Gov won’t come for you! Words are the new Kalashnikov! 5 arrests, 3 ILLEGAL raids and prison to intimidate me into SUICIDE, silence or invisibility:


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FACTS FROM HMP & MOJ: * OFFICIALLY 0.17% risk TO THE PUBLIC * 💯 rehabilitated OFFICIAL * Served my time 🕰️ Time to move on from this bullshit clickbait that profits this lefty toilet roll! It’s bullying & harassment. STOP STALKING ME!!! Evil Mainstream Media at its worst…

celebrityradio's tweet image. FACTS FROM HMP & MOJ:

* OFFICIALLY 0.17% risk TO THE PUBLIC 
* 💯 rehabilitated OFFICIAL
* Served my time 🕰️

Time to move on from this bullshit clickbait that profits this lefty toilet roll!

It’s bullying & harassment.

STOP STALKING ME!!!

Evil Mainstream Media at its worst…

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Mush, I’ve been kidnapped for 2.9 years writing 6 books 📚 & 2 tours. Why is everyone now whispering in pubs? Is it still worth fighting for FREE 🎤 SPEECH in 🇬🇧? Very confusing to be in a country where words land you in jail but watching children being raped does not….

Never 🎙️ surrender 🥊 %91.7
Time to 🤐 retire 🐑 %8.3

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Fear not - she has Our Tarqs [@benjamin_chode] at her side, providing lashings of Support Coffee and sympathy whenever necessary; plus Dr Meghan Mengele, EveryGrifter's part-time practising witch doctor, to ward away hostile forces, e.g. Our Hated Hard-Right Leftist Phil!


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