Greg Berman
@bermancomedy
I'm a stand-up comic, actor, writer in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the major headlines of my brain.
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🚨RED ALERT🚨 I just saw an iPod Nano… IN THE WILD! #apple #ipod #nostalgia
Not only does Pete Davidson have three tattoos of an ex, but EVERYONE knows. I wonder if he'll remove them or start looking for a new lawyer girlfriend, who's into Aladdin, who's name is "KNSCP". #PeteDavidson #Comedy #tattoos #Kim
Google pleads with Apple to adopt RCS messaging so that Android users can stop being blamed for ruining group chats... which is such a classic green-bubble bitch thing to say. #greenbubblebitch #comedy #Google #apple #texting #greenbubble
Trump plead the 5th in a deposition in New York, which marks the first time anyone has ever done that for "What is your name?" #comedy #fifthamendment #pleadthefifth #Trump #politics
Miracle Whip is to Mayonnaise as "The Rock" is to a rock. #WhipOrMayo
Ritz Carlton must pay $535,000 for improper disposal of hazardous waste in California, which I think is a hefty fee for politely asking Logan Paul to step outside the hotel lobby. #comedy #LoganPaul #RitzCarlton #Roast
United States Trends
- 1. Mike McCarthy N/A
- 2. Armed N/A
- 3. Border Patrol N/A
- 4. Border Patrol N/A
- 5. Abolish ICE N/A
- 6. Another ICE N/A
- 7. Bournemouth N/A
- 8. Collin Chandler N/A
- 9. #BOULIV N/A
- 10. Resisting N/A
- 11. Wink N/A
- 12. Van Dijk N/A
- 13. #ICEOUT N/A
- 14. Jose Ramirez N/A
- 15. Minnesotans N/A
- 16. Murdered N/A
- 17. Derek Dixon N/A
- 18. Travis Perry N/A
- 19. Thomas Frank N/A
- 20. #Caturday N/A
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