Beru's Tupperware
@berustupperware
Aunt to Luke Skywalker, Wife of Owen Lars, and most importantly the #1 Tupperware Consultant on Tatooine!
Found a great denim jacket with a huge collar in Mos Eisley. Can't wait to wear it to my Tupperware party on the 18th. #starwars
Once, while Anakin Skywalker slaughtered a tribe of Sand People, Senator Amidala was complimenting my Tupperware. #neverforget #starwars
Woke up from a nightmare of a StormTrooper w/ a flamethrower. No cold sweat, though, since there's no moisture on this godforsaken planet.
I'm throwing a Tupperware party on December 18, but it seems that everybody has other plans. I'll never make my quota now.
Only a member of the First Order would support #BoycottStarWarsVII. How do I know what the First Order is? Um...Luke?!? #tupperware
Rumor has it that Stormtroopers started a fire at @TheSecondCity. Those jerks better not come near my house! #saynotofire #secondcityfamily
Those debates last night were something else. Donald the Hutt is going to be a tough one to beat. #freshjokes #sealandstore #tupperware
@rammelchan @TheAVClub Ugh, Owen promised me that he quit. Yet another thing to bring up with the marriage counselor.
If you've ever thought, "Working on a moisture farm must be so much fun," you were wrong. But selling Tupperware, that's a hoot & a half.
I'm a Jedi around the home. Tweet your questions at me for the best housekeeping advice this side of the forest moon of Endor.
@rammelchan Rumor has it you're coming to Tatooine in the near future. Business or pleasure? I can have a Tupperware order waiting for you.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some people did some things that made my life pretty difficult. Thank goodness for Tupperware!
I wish a certain someone would realize he's a Jedi sooner rather than later. Moving all these boxes of Tupperware is exhausting. #theforce
When Luke & Owen are away, I make a fort out of Tupperware, play house with the droids & pretend I'm not raising other people's kids.
Some people take medication for depression, but I just buy more Tupperware. I have so much Tupperware. #allofthetupperware
I usually fill my Tupperware with the moisture that we farm, but sometimes I fill my Tupperware with my tears. #familysectets #somuchdeath
Tupperware is great for building sand castles and what better type of planet to build them on than a desert planet. <sigh> #dreamsofalderaan
A "borrowed" piece of Tupperware will never be returned, like Owen's mother-in-law when she was kidnapped and murdered by Tusken Raiders.
I love reuniting a piece of Tupperware with its long lost lid. I pretend they were twins separated at birth after their mother was murdered.
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