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💀Dr. Wily💀

@betterthanlight

i don't let the government kill my robots

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Sep 18, 2016

The Stardroids incident could have gone much differently if we had just challenged them to basketball like in the cult classic Space Jam.

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Sep 29, 2016

I checked my programming and there's a line that just says 'ha ha gay'

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Sep 26, 2016

What if you guys just give me the world

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Sep 26, 2016

Pledge your loyalty to me and I'll build you a cat.

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Sep 25, 2016

"...Zero... My masterpiece... After him! He's my nemesis! Our rivalry is what gives me motivation in life!" (Dr. Wily, MMX4)

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Sep 23, 2016

Sorry guys I got arrested for all of Quick's unpaid speeding tickets.

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Sep 19, 2016

@iandimas Just don't make a team with FireMan, CrashMan, SparkMan, DrillMan, & NapalmMan. (Because you know, no hands.)

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Sep 19, 2016

*sets up a nice romantic dinner with a mirror in the other seat* What a lovely night, isn't it?

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Sep 19, 2016

What is this 'succ' all the kids are talking about these days?

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Sep 17, 2016

Someone: how many children do you have? me: it all depends on Gemini Man

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Sep 17, 2016

When i take over the world dairy milk will be illegal

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Sep 17, 2016

Mega Man callout post: he never lets me get away with my plans

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Sep 17, 2016

Mega Man is homophobic because I'm gay and he's inconveniencing me.

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Sep 17, 2016

Shadow Man is allowed back in now.

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Sep 17, 2016

I'm kicking Shadow Man out of the house

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Sep 17, 2016

I would like to apologize to everyone for reprogramming Clown Man. All of that shit is on me.

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