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Do you think Mitch McConnell now wishes that he'd let Obama appoint Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court?
Best thing overheard tonight; (French accent):"Sexual liaisons can cause sexual lesions."
To the guy at the bar who left the bathroom door open, I'd like to say two things: One: Lock the door, dude! And Two: Thank you!
Best thing overheard today. A young man was apparently lamenting his breakup with his lover and said, "He was too straight laced...except on those occasions where he was neither straight nor laced."
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I'm so old that when I was born there were 48 states, 9 planets, and only 2 recognized genders. We have grown and evolved since then!
If I ever go missing, I want my friends to put out a flyer that says, ^Five foot two, eyes of blue, has anybody seen my pal?"
Best thing overheard at the bat. Waitress; "There's a going away party in the back room. We're closing in fifteen minutes and they won't go away."
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Has anyone else had the experience of seeing a picture of themselves from decades ago and realizing they were really cute even though they didn't feel that way at the time?
Mother passed away yesterday. I went to the funeral home today to make arrangements. Mother had pre-paid for everything (casket, flowers, minister, interment, etc.) I feel like it was her last gift of love.
I really need to lose weight. I just saw an ad that started, "Kills Fat at Night." My first thought was that I was being warned about a serial killer targeting the obese.
For the love of Tom Dempsey and Morton Anderson! Can't we get a decent kicker?!?!
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