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@bionic_jeff

Gooner, Stars fanatic, Cowboys fan, and bon vivant. Old guy with a phone. Jeff Tweedy is my doppelgänger. I wanna be sedated.

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Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

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And the best pumpkin carving award goes to...

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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

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(Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

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my mother has a medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments it’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9 am.


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I’m 4-0 as a starting QB in the NFL.


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Pharoah Sanders Sun Ra Arkestra alumnus has departed this planet. Oct 13 1940 - Sept 24 2022 Deepest Condolescences to all family and friends... He will be greatly missed.

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Oct 13 1940 - Sept 24 2022 Deepest Condolescences to all family and friends... He will be greatly missed.
SunRaUniverse's tweet image. Pharoah Sanders Sun Ra Arkestra alumnus has departed this planet.
Oct 13 1940 - Sept 24 2022 Deepest Condolescences to all family and friends... He will be greatly missed.
SunRaUniverse's tweet image. Pharoah Sanders Sun Ra Arkestra alumnus has departed this planet.
Oct 13 1940 - Sept 24 2022 Deepest Condolescences to all family and friends... He will be greatly missed.

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What's green and not very heavy? Light green.


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A fun prank is to take someone to Funkytown when they ask to be taken down to Paradise City but they're on their phone and shit and they look up and say "Hey this ain't Paradise City this is Funkytown and whatnot" and you both laugh and laugh and become dear friends and so forth.


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Absolute mic drop. I’d love to hear someone answer this question.


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Artist formerly known as Prince.

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sandwich that tastes like a sandwich with chicken

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SpongeBob voice actors remake a scene in real life


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Everything nearly happened, but if it didn’t, it’s because something else did


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Now THIS would make a compelling podcast.

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By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.


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Sadly, we’re on TikTok now. If you’re like 12, follow us there.


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The most electric moment at Yankee Stadium today


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PSA: @mcuban’s new online pharmacy is selling birth control and other life-saving meds at extreme discounts. Stock up now. Spread the word. costplusdrugs.com


I just got a new roommate. His name is Moose and he’s a badass.

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