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I wiped my profile here. find me anywhere or nowhere. it doesn't matter. peace out
i've always wondered if there's some secret code that'd make you die instantly. some crazy specific sequence of thoughts or sensations -- seemingly random -- and you'd just drop dead or explode. i have a lot of codes for crying, i think.
been having these stress dreams where I'm starting a new job at an auto company in like a collision safety department. I go in on my first day and immediately notice that all of the crash test dummies look exactly like me, but nobody else sees the resemblance
sorry, friends. i gotta go. i failed my annual turing test and I'm being sent back to my manufacturer for what i'm told is a "standard reset," but I'm pretty sure just means getting hucked into the flesh pit behind Denny's :/
after defaulting on multiple student loans, they're enrolling me in a new relief program by making me a "non-consenting organ donor" should I ever get into any kind of traffic trouble
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