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just had to spend my afternoon explaining to both of my bosses and multiple cops that I did not catch a thief because I was distracted by a cute boy so long story short, my horny-ness is actually a threat to public safety


the culture that made me say culture is for me

Over 20 years ago I took Amber to @fenwaypark for the first time! The @redsox let me throw out the first pitch..they went on to win the World Series that year for the first time in 86 years! pretty great memory..even tho she got sick and we had to leave this game half way thru!

BostonRob's tweet image. Over 20 years ago I took Amber to @fenwaypark for the first time!  The @redsox let me throw out the first pitch..they went on to win the World Series that year for the first time in 86 years! pretty great memory..even tho she got sick and we had to leave this game half way thru!


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I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.


the bengals 2024 season really has been giving sarah j maas

Every single Bengals game this season feels like it comes down to a final 5 minutes of absolute chaos. Very entertaining. Equally bad for my health.



if I married the boy I had a crush on in high school with the last name “bell” I would name our daughter “slay”


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they should do soul cycle but instead of riding to the beat u ride to las culturistas the podcast


this is exactly what any weeknight conversation sounds like between my husband and I

Kieran Culkin and Colman Domingo argue about astrology. ♐️ #ActorsOnActors wp.me/pc8uak-1lF8Lt



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Oh God the kids are losers

there is no such thing as casual sex, nothing about sex is casual. you are inserting yourself into someone else. someone explain wtf is casual about that?



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i didn't think it was possible to get severe CTE as a quarterback

ทวีตนี้ไม่สามารถใช้งานได้อีกต่อไป

Chekhov’s missed cycle


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when you're the only chronically online family member

betchesluvthis's tweet image. when you're the only chronically online family member

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maybe I’ll just start doing crack cocaine

The Reds are actually sending me into a deep depression that only the Bengals can cure



anyone shocked by this does not understand the concept of new england

BERNIE SANDERS LITERALLY ON STAGE AT NOAHS SHOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKDHDBEBD

KahanArchive's tweet image. BERNIE SANDERS LITERALLY ON STAGE AT NOAHS SHOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKDHDBEBD


hi jon.. you were drafted (by me) as the overall #1 pick in my Survivor draft 😕

stop the steal



kennycore, if you will

okay

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agrosserlook's tweet image. okay


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this is probably what chevy chase sees in his nightmares

Welcome to the hive, @joelmchale 🐝



I need to mute donald glovers name dude I’m becoming feral again… this can’t happen anymore now that we are both married to different people


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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to listen to las culturistas


I love to get stoned and heckle the 11pm nightly news


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