TCM Meg
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In 2018 my screenwriting professor told me she hated my “cruel and perverted” work.
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I heard the professor giving magneto telekinetic prostate tickles in doomsday
Being a porn addict in the 1990’s was much more honorable than it is today. Back then you actually had to leave your gooncave and go to the seedier parts of town to buy grainy VHS porn made by Italians, today it’s beamed directly into your brain in 4K on demand.
He could never be my goat, the papa of papa’s orchard, my dear friend, and actor Jason Lee
Jack Black says the biggest role he regrets turning down was Syndrome in 'The Incredibles' “I was offered ... I was like, ‘Uhhh, Brad Bird? Never heard of him’” He then asked for the character to be rewritten so he wouldn’t be 'one-dimensional' Brad Bird responded by telling…
My papa always gives us his old clothes and jewelry and I found this bracelet. She loved that goofy old dude so much 🥺
Just learned Zach Bryan is only 3 years older than me. This changes nothing in my life, technically, but… something has changed.
Personally, I’m just hoping Germany doesn’t start talking too loudly about war. Whenever there’s a world war, Germany’s usually first to the get involved. For that alone, I feel vindicated on springing for the refund on our tickets.
I think Donald Trump would’ve liked treadmill walking or even a peloton if you told him to listen to a musical and pretend he’s in it. Or that he’s an Avenger. I bet he’d feel so fucking good biking really fast listening to the portal song.
So every Sunday my family would get together at our house and we’d get Wong Fu Wah’s, a metro Detroit classic nestled in the Dearborn heights Inkster garden city crotch. There was at least two boxes because there was like 15 of us.
Experiencing QAnon levels of paranoia after watching Weapons. I am so fucking scared. I believe that shit is real. I have four nephews, a niece, and my protege (friends’ daughter). Thank god nothings happened yet because the movie’s been out for months.
My friend’s got a babysitter so we could party tonight. Which I understand because she’s not even 2 yet and Endgame is a pretty mature movie. No one under 5 should see iron man die, even if it’s timed right at midnight.
Going to an 80s themed party tomorrow and I’m so mad I don’t have light blue dress pants because I DO have the blazer
I have the incredible perverted power to see Sean Connery as Bond in every Bond movie if I am drunk enough.
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