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My 2 kids won’t listen to my random ramblings so maybe someone on here will.
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A sip of lemon ginger tea, a dollop of raspberry bliss, with just a touch of royal elegance…[chef’s kiss]. Perfection. #AsEver #MeghanMarkle
![bitsyturtle's tweet image. A sip of lemon ginger tea, a dollop of raspberry bliss, with just a touch of royal elegance…[chef’s kiss]. Perfection.
#AsEver #MeghanMarkle](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoDAdgAWQAAg8YU.jpg)
NEW: #Meghan was in New York yesterday and went to see Gypsy on Broadway. Love her outfit! .
The testers have spoken. Meghan your Jam is the real deal and the packaging is absolutely classy. #AsEverByMeghan #WithLoveMeghanOnNetflix
The Lemonade podcast is available on all platforms, including Apple. Meghan Sussex made a big splash with her new podcast, "Confessions of a Female Founder With Meghan." It's currently ranked #1 on Lemonade, #1 in the Business category, and #5 overall among all podcasts.
The original Jpeg without the black and White grade, I expect a full apology and retraction from @MailOnline @Telegraph @victoria_ward No trees or meadows were moved or swapped, this is the image straight out of camera. Also that is a Jacaranda Tree, not a willow tree.
Toy company CEO: what’s big in pop culture this year? Marketing team: Louis Vuitton’s are always popular. As are 💩 emojis. Why don’t we make a poo bag and call it Pooey Puitton. CEO: genius! It’ll be a best seller! Everyone else:
Dear single person with no kids who just wants a private and relaxing time for yourself in the Target family bathroom while I’m outside impatiently waiting with a fussy baby and a hangry toddler: 🖕🏻
[accepting collect call] Wife: you’re in jail!?!? Me: Dont panic, I was a little tired and crashed the car. But I’m okay Wife: (Baby screaming in background) if you get even 1 minute of sleep in there I’m leaving you
I feel my experience raising a toddler absolutely gives me the ability to work for a demanding, uncompromising, and thoroughly unreasonable boss. Because you know, same.
Guys, I just ate a whole cupcake literally ten feet away from my toddler and he never noticed. I think I'm officially Batman now.
Every night I get 2-3 hours max of free/me time once both kids are asleep. I just spent the past hour looking for a lost ceiling fan remote 😫
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