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Jason Bittel

@bittelmethis

Wild animal & author of GRIZZLED: Love Letters To 50 of North America's Least Understood Wildlife (National Geographic Books, March 2026)

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Love learning about animals? Then I'm your huckleberry. GRIZZLED: Love Letters to 50 of North America's Least Understood Animals Comes out in March 2026! Pre-order it now! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804002/g…


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Pseudoscorpions help honey bees by eating hive-destroying varroa mites. ~They pose no harm to people, animals or plants ~Sadly, you can't just buy them ~Newer hives don't allow for their symbiotic relationship to establish 🐝 beeculture.com/chelifers-or-p…

Hi, I'm a pseudoscorpion, & I'm probably sitting on your bookshelf as we speak. Don't worry. I don't sting. Or pinch. & I'm much smaller than a @tictac. But I do have some itty bitty venoms, which I use to rid your home of carpet beetles, booklice, & mites So, you're welcome.

bittelmethis's tweet image. Hi, I'm a pseudoscorpion, & I'm probably sitting on your bookshelf as we speak.

Don't worry. I don't sting. Or pinch. & I'm much smaller than a @tictac. 

But I do have some itty bitty venoms, which I use to rid your home of carpet beetles, booklice, & mites

So, you're welcome.


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Largest facial disk of any owl species? ✅ Quietest feathers of any bird? ✅ Ability to neutralize the acoustic mirage created by snow? ✅ 🦉🦉The great gray owl is a highly-adapted vole-zapping BEAST.🦉🦉 jasonbittel.substack.com/p/the-phantom-…


Placing “Turn on the neons” among my favorite remember-life-is-short quotes, right next to Warren Zevon’s “Enjoy every sandwich.”

I found this clip of me on @CheetoSantino's podcast recently, talking about the last time I took my mom to @TheComedyStore. Heavy shit. Hope you guys are having a nice Sunday – spend it with your parents is my advice. You don’t know how much longer they’re gonna be here. Crazy.



No, a massive great white shark did not beach in North Carolina. Kudos to @ellie_mccrary/@USATODAY for the debunk: usatoday.com/story/news/fac…

bittelmethis's tweet image. No, a massive great white shark did not beach in North Carolina. 

Kudos to @ellie_mccrary/@USATODAY for the debunk: usatoday.com/story/news/fac…

Decorating for Easter and had to fight the kids about taking down the squid calendar! @SarahMackAttack

bittelmethis's tweet image. Decorating for Easter and had to fight the kids about taking down the squid calendar! @SarahMackAttack

Interesting that my first northern flicker and European starlings of the year occurred at the same instant. Buddies?

bittelmethis's tweet image. Interesting that my first northern flicker and European starlings of the year occurred at the same instant. Buddies?
bittelmethis's tweet image. Interesting that my first northern flicker and European starlings of the year occurred at the same instant. Buddies?

I’ve run polls on here before, and they are always interesting. But this is the first time I’ve been completely gobsmacked by the results! And it’s a good reminder that we all perceive/interact with nature in very different ways. I’m going to rethink my approach to this chapter!

Are great white sharks the animal you are most afraid of, rationally or irrationally? (If no, please comment with the animal you fear most. Again, rationally or irrationally. This is just for fun!)

Yes %9.6
No %90.4

574 vote · Final results



Are great white sharks the animal you are most afraid of, rationally or irrationally? (If no, please comment with the animal you fear most. Again, rationally or irrationally. This is just for fun!)

Yes %9.6
No %90.4

574 vote · Final results


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