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Its gonna be so great when AI can make new episodes of canceled TV series Can't wait for more episodes of Better Off Ted

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post you and your celeb lookalike

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post you and your celeb lookalike

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“Now streaming on PostPartum+”

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the 2yo just walked down the hall chanting “more sugar! more sugar!”

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Nov 10

i wanted to be Hank Hill but i am Bob Bulcher

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Nov 7

sometimes i lay out all my cold cuts until they sweat and pretend i run an upscale Subway

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Nov 7

i eat the little round things the animals leave in my yard

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Nov 7

snakes don’t wear vests—no arms, sure, but mostly because they distrust minimal chestwear

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Nov 7

every time i like an ai video community notes cuckshsmes me

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Nov 7

my wife started explaining the difference between jam, jelly, and preserves “sorry, there’s only one slot”

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Nov 6

please don’t feel your oats in front of me

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Kr$na
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Nov 5

So You are a CS student right ? Tell me what's this ?

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Nov 5

What do we think about AI screen protectors?

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Nov 6

omg i opened a window and experienced joy???

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Nov 6

Your honor, he’s a Virgo

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Nov 5

if you don’t call it “congreff,” i can’t take you seriously. i work from primary sources

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Nov 5

since I’m sharing my screen i will perform a little dance with my cursor while we wait

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Nov 5

Tonight shall be remembered as the Night of the Ridiculously Short Knives.

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i’ll tell you where but in code groond roopoods moochoogoon

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I would touch u with a 10ft pole

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