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when you fucking on somebody who just drank a ton of water and theyre sloshing around.. teehee come hither my little super soaker


the charismatic autistic finds freedom on the wings of an ipad


no more pole on instagram. I do not like seeing women dizzy themselves, it is self harm


I am proud to announce that today marks 2 years since I last spent money! Divesting from capitalism is hard but it's amazing what you can accomplish through a mix of dumpster diving, emotional manipulation and guzheng busking


65 years old making spin art

Artist Simon Bull is considered a colorist for his use of radiant colors and gestural painting styles. This technique uses a rotating table to obtain captivating geometric effects. [📹 simonbullart]



i had to grind for this view

blormpy's tweet image. i had to grind for this view

Yesterday I experienced a parent's worst nightmare. My son was kicked out of Sunday school for referring to Christ's holy wounds as "stigmussy"


i grew up making slushies out of soda and orange crush. scientists looked at my gut flora last week and said "we've never seen anything like this"


do not fw me because i know 4-600 lesbians that will slide on you and they ALL have "haircuts "


hi! im a US citizen, would any foreign governments want me to try and get any intelligence for you ? i just feel like theres a lot going on over here


getting your sillies out to the point that it puts you in danger>>>>


they should make a movie about this guy

blormpy's tweet image. they should make a movie about this guy

should i be concerned if after my psychological evaluation i saw one of the doctors mouth "immediate termination" into a walkie talkie


the cashier at lowes clocked me as oddly appealing


how is "conductor" a real job in the orchestra. like you're telling me those guys don't know the songs until someone waves a little stick around. yeah right


a lot of yall would start flossing if it would increase the tensile strength of your hole by 6.35% 😂 gingivitis ass...... -- the desk of the sexual dentist


we've corrupted he concept of gaslighting into something that only evil manipulators do but it's also just an extremely important tool for communicating with your boss


save me latina tesla

blormpy's tweet image. save me latina tesla

she scaled my kinsey now i gotta get my bechdel tested 🤒


crazy how he paved the way for male lesbians in so many ways

blormpy's tweet image. crazy how he paved the way for male lesbians in so many ways

why did Obama lowkey have that T-boy swag.......


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