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sibling: you're being annoying me: yOuRe BeInG aNnOyInG

bockmob's tweet image. sibling: you're being annoying
me: yOuRe BeInG aNnOyInG

this is so sad😔

The turtle that had 915 coins removed from its stomach has died from blood poisoning nbcnews.to/2nGBfNy



Me: time to go to work! Real me: quit

bockmob's tweet image. Me: time to go to work!
Real me: quit

me: i should try to make friends real me: nah u like being alone

bockmob's tweet image. me: i should try to make friends
real me: nah u like being alone

Me: my makeup looks okay today! Inner me: fix it and fuck it up

bockmob's tweet image. Me: my makeup looks okay today!
Inner me: fix it and fuck it up

Me: I'm so full! Real me: didn't know u was gonna be a lil bitch on thanksgiving

bockmob's tweet image. Me: I'm so full! 
Real me: didn't know u was gonna be a lil bitch on thanksgiving

Me: mom asked me what I'm thankful for hmm Real me: tell her you thankful for that bomb dick

bockmob's tweet image. Me: mom asked me what I'm thankful for hmm
Real me: tell her you thankful for that bomb dick

Me: It's about time I get tied down into a serious relationship Real me: I can own any nigga in the world

bockmob's tweet image. Me: It's about time I get tied down into a serious relationship 
Real me: I can own any nigga in the world

Me: I should go to the gym Real me: you gonn embarrass yourself

bockmob's tweet image. Me: I should go to the gym
Real me: you gonn embarrass yourself

Real me: cheat on him Me: already did

bockmob's tweet image. Real me: cheat on him 
Me: already did

Me: he's not replying he's probably busy Real me: he's cheating on you

bockmob's tweet image. Me: he's not replying he's probably busy
Real me: he's cheating on you

Me: wow my friend just told me so much about how they're struggling I should be there to give them advice Real me: roast em

bockmob's tweet image. Me: wow my friend just told me so much about how they're struggling I should be there to give them advice 
Real me: roast em

Me: he doesn't know what he did wrong I should explain it to him Real me: subtweet him

bockmob's tweet image. Me: he doesn't know what he did wrong I should explain it to him
Real me: subtweet him

Me: time for school! Real me: drop out

bockmob's tweet image. Me: time for school!
Real me: drop out

I cast my Heisman ballot for Lamar Jackson! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote!


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If you're in GA, stay alert.

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Dear Lord, give us Robin Williams back. We'll give you Justin Beaver. Merica.


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