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Ants go to war similar to humans - They use even more advanced strategies such as sending the weaker ants out to fight first.


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"Rugrats" in German are called "Hosenscheißer" which translates to "pants shitters."


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Retweet if you are online. (Follow me, i follow back)


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Gandhi once wrote a letter to his "dear friend" urging him not to go to war -- This friend was Hitler.


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Men are 58% more likely to die from accidental injuries as opposed to women.


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The FDA allows frozen strawberries to contain an average mold count of up to 45%.


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Students who regularly consume chocolate milk in schools can gain an additional 5 pounds over the course of a school year.


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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad I’ll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.


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I hate missing someone when you know they don't give a shit about you


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is it just me or am I the only idiot still up at this ungodly hour?


Ain't nothin bout it luck, there's somethin bout a truck 🎧🎤


Theres sumthin bout a girl in a red sun dress with an ice cold beer to her lips, beggin for another kiss... 🎧🎤


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“Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.”


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Some people have the ability to recognize the scent of their mate, family members and best friends.


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Boy: "Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."


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