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⠀ i hope you make your braids too tight. ⠀
⠀ i’m going to use this against you. ⠀
⠀ Can’t trust Captain Lovelace with a secret like that. You should’ve seen what she did when she found out about my very rational fear of spiders. ⠀
⠀ it’s an irrational fear ! it just happened ! i wish they never told you. lord . ⠀
⠀ C’mon! How can you be afraid of something so adorable and innocent? 🦆 ⠀
⠀ stop it . ⠀
⠀ k y s . ⠀
⠀ i’m fine with that. ⠀
Don’t get too excited. If we get caught I’m letting you take all the blame.
⠀ my man ! ! knew i could count on you . ⠀
I can’t tell if you’re flirting with me or just trying to get me to commit unspeakable crimes against the stations only microwave. …Either way, count me in.
⠀ baby girl, i was born to understand your visions . ⠀
⠀ i know you wanna see it . ⠀
⠀ wanna watch me put a metal spoon in there ? ⠀
I’ll be out of your ‘sniffness’ the second you stop putting weird shit in the microwave !! I’m at my limit !!
⠀ facts . ⠀
He’s a despicable man; but I know him otherwise. I know his soul, and I know that we resemble each other.
under different circumstances we could have been great rivals， perhaps even friends. i wonder why we couldn't have met a few years earlier.
⠀ maybe just ignore the plastic smell. why are you all up in my sniffness!! ⠀
⠀ what are you , five ? ⠀
⠀ bite me . ⠀
The entire kitchen smells like plastic. You should be permanently banned.
⠀ it’s funny . ⠀
Remind me again why I’m the one that’s banned from cooking without supervision when Jacobi is the one who keeps putting plastic in the microwave?
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