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One year ago the Toronto Maple Leafs lost to David Ayres and tonight they lost to David Rittich!


Matthew Tkachuk was giving me some advice on how to save money last night and it turns out he’s been living in the heads of opponents rent free since 2016


When the San Jose Sharks think they can catch up to us in the standings


I asked James Neal why he was mad at Milan Lucic and he told me they were arguing over who has the worse contract


I saw Jarome Iginla during the intermission so I waved at him and he waved back!


Mitch Marner wishes he could grow a beard like me but that won’t happen anytime soon

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. Mitch Marner wishes he could grow a beard like me but that won’t happen anytime soon

I just realized that Alex Chiasson or Deryk Engelland will win the Stanley Cup before me and that makes me really mad.


I asked Coach Peters if he’ll throw hockey sticks during practice and this is the face he made

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. I asked Coach Peters if he’ll throw hockey sticks during practice and this is the face he made

I told Mark Jankowski that the last Calgary Flames player to score 4 goals in a game was Sam Bennett and he laughed really hard because he couldn’t believe me.


Coach Gulutzan told me to play good defence at the All Star Game or else he will get mad at me during practice


I said goodbye to Mark Giordano before I left the Saddledome and he said see you next year Johnny!


Matthew Tkachuk was going to cut his birthday cake with a knife but he speared it with his hockey stick instead.


I asked Mike Smith if he likes shutouts and he said yes


This is the only picture of me and Jaromir Jagr smiling at the same time

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. This is the only picture of me and Jaromir Jagr smiling at the same time

I asked Mark Giordano why he didn't name his newborn child Johnny and he said it's because she's a girl


I asked Mike Smith if Sidney Crosby played good today and he said no.


Throwback to when Jaromir Jagr asked me to grow a mullet. I said no thanks and he was really mad at me that day.

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. Throwback to when Jaromir Jagr asked me to grow a mullet. I said no thanks and he was really mad at me that day.

I just had a conversation with Sam Bennett about Jaromir Jagr.

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. I just had a conversation with Sam Bennett about Jaromir Jagr.

My name is Johnny Gaudreau and my favourite hockey player is Johnny Gaudreau


If Bob Hartley saw me and Sean playing Rock-Paper-Scissors he wouldn't let us come back to training camp

boring_gaudreau's tweet image. If Bob Hartley saw me and Sean playing Rock-Paper-Scissors he wouldn't let us come back to training camp

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