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john sousa

@bort

worst. philosopher. ever. slightly better student

Explaining to @Brecklynn_ that Edge is the best browser after an MS update & ppl next to us moved tables in disgust. Chrome users are weird.


When some stranger evacuates their table for one slightly father away and I'm like "what did I do?"


In declining, I think I have a moral obligation to use this lil' guy


i got offered money-- again-- for the rights to this less-than-clever user account.


Cafe du Monde for breakfast <3 If I'm going to have a terrible day it might as well be with decent coffee


bed is, like, one of my 4 safe places. no one gets to know my other locations because secret


When party people in my house start mentioning my espresso machine, I get nervous


Do people out here call them 'nadoes? Regardless, can I?


White people from Washington watching a black comedy during a tornado warning = super out of element.


Beware those who you enjoy fighting with


You're doing okay when fights make you want to actually get your act together and be a better human being.


What if I stop trying to learn the hard way. That would be the greatest thing.


8 mos ago it was a dream, but @SwaggaCox and I made a team out of nothing to land in the middle of the field at nats. Can't be more proud


shoutout to my earbuds for surviving the washing machine


I have 5 pages left in my first volume of Field Notes but there is so much left to do before I start a new one


If robots did everything for us, the only purpose our hands would serve would be for holding <3 #shuttleepiphanys


The offending foot

bort's tweet image. The offending foot

#airbagsafety does no one follow it?


She has her feet atop the airbag. Special K should really inform her of the danger involved with her actions.


Special K moved a girl to sit next to him in the front #specialK #makinmoves


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