Harry Potter
@bot_potter
This account is not a bot, nevermind the username. If you have any funny quotes from Harry Potter DM me and I'll be happy to tweet them!
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lmao Draco you suck at getting the snitch like seriously bruh you tried knocking me off my broom and I still got the snitch before you
Sirius Black: Known as a mass murderer Sirius: Harry, want to come live with me? Harry: I would love too!
Study like Granger. Eat like Weasley. Live like Potter. Because almost getting killed everyday is so great
I have a theory, no more than that ... It is my belief that your scar hurts both when Lord Voldemort is near you. (Dumbledore, Book 4)
Hermione fixed my glasses in one of the movies, why can't she use a spell to fix my eyesight? Based on how many times I lose my damn glasses
"YER A WIZARD 'ARRY, AND YER GON TO A SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS!" "Dafuq"
Mrs.Weasley stop paying attention to me so I can sneak out of the burrow to save you and the whole damn world
"Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident!" "Pfft, sounds like your birth."
Dumbledore the sword of Gryffindor would be so helpful right now to destroy this horcrux but no I don't have it right now do I
We all need someone like Hermione to help us with our homework.
Harry: "Leave then!" Ron: "Fine! Maybe I will!" Harry: "Wait! Fuck! Don't leave!"
Goes to the black's house: No muggle notices that their house is moving.
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