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Tomlin would be proud
LV decided to punt to LAC from the LAC 43 on 4th & 1 with 7:15 remaining in the 4th while losing 10 to 16. With a Surrender Index of 131.72, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2024 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
VAMMMMOOOOOSSSSSSS omg
This exceeds even my wildest childhood dreams, but you have made them all possible, so we are announcing another tour! I can’t hardly believe it. Advance Registration is open now - you can sign up for your code on my website until Sunday at 10pm PT. noahkahan.com/tour/#/
this guy
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, STOP IT. IF YOU CAN’T STOP IT, ADMIRE IT. IF YOU CAN’T ADMIRE IT, KEEP IT DOWN SO EVERYONE ELSE CAN ENJOY THE SHOW.” @TYLERMATZEK #FORTHEA
this man is my hero
I did not receive a nomination for the Forbes 30 under 30 and I think it’s because this is how I answered the question about my favorite app
The reaction to Dial Drunk has been so incredible and so overwhelming. I never know when or why a song is going to land and to see the meaning and connection you have drawn from this track has inspired me in a way I have never been inspired before.
.@NoahKahan's "Dial Drunk" debuts at #3 on the US Spotify chart with 1.255 million streams, the top new entry. It's his highest charting song ever.
this is insanity
Most balls hit 110+ mph (team) Braves 92 Angels 44 Yankees 40 Blue Jays 37 Cards 35 Most balls hit 110+ mph (players) Acuña 31 Guerrero 20 Judge 18 Olson 17 Riley 16
yes, because he’s the purest human to ever exist
I’ve no clue why everyone is turning their car off to get gas.
Okay, curious, who turns their car off when pumping gas? I was in Florida and nooobody turns their car off when pumping gas. It’s on every pump in Ohio.
Idk man… if this doesn’t make you believe it’s all fixed idk what will..
I know I will face consequences for this but I am done staying quiet. NFL games are 100% scripted. I know this because I was apart of a team of writers that wrote this years Super Bowl. Don’t believe me? Tell me if this looks familiar.
Lmfaoooooo
I know I will face consequences for this but I am done staying quiet. NFL games are 100% scripted. I know this because I was apart of a team of writers that wrote this years Super Bowl. Don’t believe me? Tell me if this looks familiar.
This is legit unbelievably hilarious hahahaha
Mental how a woman lied extravagantly about an affair 2000 years ago and as a result I’m running around London trying to get a Lacoste polo for my wee brother in a medium.
Seeing my king @ArdenJones_ and my queen @chelseacutler tonight. I’m so gosh darn happy fam.
Let’s goooooo
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