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It’s so fucked up when you go to the dentist and they do a check up they don’t let you play on your phone at all


Dentist are thieves that want to steal the precious minerals in your teeth that’s why they scrape They say it’s cleaning but no it’s mining


Lemonade/ice tea/cranberry juice in their various flavors are the best drink for any meal


Me when I was 3

Baby gorilla pounds it’s chest for the first time and knocks itself over



They tell you about pretty privilege but there’s also Holy Spirit privilege


Asking the dentist tax related questions and completely ignoring any questions he has about my teeth


The dentist said I’m the realest mfer alive just out of nowhere completely randomly He’s right tho


1 like from a real one is worth 1k likes from gen pop


Now we exist in an endless chasm of silence.. let us speak

i miss twitter voice notes so bad



Breath & breathe still confuse me sometimes


Birds should breathe air like fish breathe water


Yall haven’t seen Nemo? Fish are friends not food


Jamaican having a conversation about food: “I’ve never tried poke mon”


Need an unethical dose of caffeine


If you drink water you hate fish


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Woke up a monkey on a rock again


Know Thyself (retarded)


They just dropped a new update life just got a whole lot better. Have you seen how beautiful the sunrises and sunsets have been? The colors are incredible There’s nothing but growth and opportunity from this point on


I was wrong about everything btw


United States 趨勢

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