The Longest Logan Yet
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I don’t know how to write the poem about scrolling through the old tweets of a dead friend when the screen time reminder on my iPhone pops up with the button “ask for more time”. Oh how I would ask and ask and will for my whole life.
Mary Oliver knew what the fuck she was talking about!!!!
I woke up to my husband whispering “banana boat…like the sun screen, yanno? …I want to eat it. Always have…milkshake straw…”
I took a nap from 5-7 then took myself to dinner from 7-8 and now it’s 9 and I think I will just go to bed again lol
I like to get the kind of haircut that makes my mom say “now why would you go and do that”
I love working overtime so I can get an extra day off then getting sick so it is not an extra day off at all
He was in my classroom and I honestly think I have to quit my job
being adult isn’t ALL about staying up late and eating whatever you want. it’s also about paying for those choices
Summer is over for this teacher, and I don’t know how I’ll go from leisurely reading, just sitting and eating fruits, seeing all my friends, peeing whenever I want, etc etc to just… wearing slacks and telling kids to please not make porn sounds during state standardized testing
some days you look hot. some days you look like a bug. thats just the way it is
That Covid booster has me feelin like I got put into an old coffee can and rolled down a hill
its so hot when witches make that big soup
it can be sooo healing to waste $7 per day on special treats
My favorite part of teaching this past year was showing my 6th graders Plantasia and them requesting it to play always and sayin “this is the only time my brain has been quiet”
It’s a bummer I wasn’t crustier in my early 20s because I hate work but am also scrappy. I would have made an excellent train hopping bum.
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