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BRIAN

@brian_ashburn

tv writer, linebacker for the new york knicks

If the world is gonna end can we just cut to the chase already? I have a thing at 7:30.


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here's what they don't teach you in school: if you're over 6 feet tall, anyone between 5 feet and like 5'9" looks like they're the same height


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This team 🤗🇺🇸

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Give @CoriBush her flowers 💐 she just paved the way for 11 million renters in the United States. Servant leadership in action.

AOC's tweet image. Give @CoriBush her flowers 💐 she just paved the way for 11 million renters in the United States.

Servant leadership in action.

RIP American Democracy (1776-2021)

PA's Taylor Swift The getting ready to Bipartisan release the 10 min Infrastructure version of Deal helping All Too Well working families 🤝 Infrastructure Week



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Hahahhahahah this is insane

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emmabaccellieri's tweet image. Hahahhahahah this is insane

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on the road with @HallieJackson starting today! Catch our adventures this fall ✈️ ✈️ ✈️

more news about the news: I'm also launching a special newsmagazine-style series! Premieres this fall. First shoot is tonight (ah!) then I'm on the road on assignment for a lot of the next month. Can't say too much more yet but will plan to share some bts highlights on the 'gram



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candace owens supports universal free healthcare! ♥️

mattxiv's tweet image. candace owens supports universal free healthcare! ♥️

At this point, it’s just embarrassing for Hamilton.


Hey @discoveryplus do y’all have the iconic 2002 series ENDURANCE, which featured kids competing on a mild version of SURVIVOR ?!? Cuz I’ll sign up!!


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did i do this right

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Stand up, Los Angeles! Ha llegado el momento de volar a nuevas alturas. #MakeHistoryWithUs


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Federal minimum wage: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 Wealth of 400 richest Americans: 2009: $1,270,000,000,000 2020: $3,200,000,000,000


📞"When I was a child, I'd pretend to be asleep when we arrived home so my dad would have to carry me in from our Astrovan, and he just left me in the driveway!...Oh, you don't do retroactive CPS calls? You'd leave me in the Astrovan too? With it running? In the garage????"


I’m so emotionally vulnerable I just fucking cried at Willy Wonka. (The part where the kid gets stuck in the chocolate tube 🥺)


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THREAD: What does voter suppression look like? Here's what Georgia Republicans stuffed inside ONE of the nearly 50 anti-voting bills filed post runoff. #HB531 will: Eliminate Sunday Voting, Slash 108 Total Available Hrs of Early Vote, Remove 1 of 2 Sat Vote Options, #gapol 1/8


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Your girl got her first songwriting credit and first (and let’s be real probably only) placement on #NewMusicFriday today!! what in the world?!? God is good and i’m making brownies!! Follow your dreams and make stuff!! ok byeeee! #NeverLookBack 🕺🏻💗🎉

joannastarling's tweet image. Your girl got her first songwriting credit and first (and let’s be real probably only) placement on #NewMusicFriday today!! what in the world?!? God is good and i’m making brownies!! Follow your dreams and make stuff!!  ok byeeee! #NeverLookBack 🕺🏻💗🎉
joannastarling's tweet image. Your girl got her first songwriting credit and first (and let’s be real probably only) placement on #NewMusicFriday today!! what in the world?!? God is good and i’m making brownies!! Follow your dreams and make stuff!!  ok byeeee! #NeverLookBack 🕺🏻💗🎉

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How come @BetoORourke and @AOC work to raise money for struggling Texans, many of whom didn't vote for Beto and think AOC is a she-witch, doesn't count as a UNITY story? How come the media isn't spinning it that way? How come "unity" can only mean "giving the GOP what it wants"?


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This year for Lent, I’m giving up


In Ted Cruz's defense, him leaving Texas might actually help because his big fucking head won't be blocking the sun from half the state anymore.


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