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Rick Sanchez

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Ricky Ticky Tavy!!!!

Places his hand on the photograph, "I wonder if you even know that I'm gone..." He sighs, "I miss you sweetie and that bitch of a husband you married too... Wish I never left to fight for the citadel but I guess my loyalty got the best of me..."


Leaves the building before the bartender can say anything, "man what have I become...? I'm a shell of my former self I can't even win a fight against a stupid kid." He wanders around Morty town for a wile before stopping and takes out a picture of beth Morty and Jerry, he...


I mumble "sorry and continue my drunken stagger until I reach the Creepy Morty. I sigh *There's no place like home I guess" I grab a beer and turn to watch a rather strange Morty with a flower blooming from his head dance on stage for a bit before gazing down at my drink...


I walk around aimlessly like a the other "third class" Ricks do. With no real meaning to life what else is there to do right? "Ugh f-fuck i-i drank to much again..." I continue like this for a few more minutes before stumbling in to someone...


Anyone up for a Rick and Morty roleplay?


I am so sorry for being gone for so long. I promise to be more active from now on!


Rick Sanchez reposted

Wanted to watch rick and morty and said to my self I swear to god if season 4 takes 2 years I will drink bleach and jump off a cliff


Rick Sanchez reposted

Well rick and morty went down the toilet because of music.ly


Does anyone want to be my Morty?


Thanks to all my followers for dealing with my shit rickposting and roleplaying!


I need a fucking drink


I don't care if I have a low amount of followers I just want to say that @LikeYourSquanch is fucking awesome


Rick Sanchez reposted

Weekend is here bitches! God damn!!! Let's get squanched


"@vindicatornoob: Weekend is here bitches! God damn!!! Let's get squanched" We love you Noob Noob!!!


There spying on me and making money off of me. I'm only pissed off because I didn't think of doing that myself


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