Brittney Baumgardner
@brittybaumer
wish I knew the fake email I made up at 14 years old would be stuck with me forever.
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Did all my Christmas shopping online and in one night. I win.
Lost my favorite lip gloss, not sure how I can go on
Being hungover on thanksgiving is the worst, have fun you guys
The grass is greener on the other side? What the hell is green, and where is the other side?
(201): Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sometimes when you cant find love, it finds you.
I showed my mom the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy last night and got her to say it. Life made. #FHRITP
Lol @3milySays
(803): I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
To bring back my tinder account or nah? Decisions.
I've made a couple goals for my 25th year of life. So far: master how to French braid my own hair because I can't and learn to sew.
I'm the kind of person who stubs their right big toe and bangs their left knee at the same time.
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- 13. #NFCChampionship N/A
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