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Brittney Baumgardner

@brittybaumer

wish I knew the fake email I made up at 14 years old would be stuck with me forever.

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Did all my Christmas shopping online and in one night. I win.


Lost my favorite lip gloss, not sure how I can go on


Being hungover on thanksgiving is the worst, have fun you guys


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The grass is greener on the other side? What the hell is green, and where is the other side?


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Can't stop making Joanne the scammer videos on snap chat and sending them to @3milySays


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(201): Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell


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Sometimes when you cant find love, it finds you.

chelseahandler's tweet image. Sometimes when you cant find love, it finds you.

I showed my mom the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy last night and got her to say it. Life made. #FHRITP


(803): I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?



To bring back my tinder account or nah? Decisions.


I've made a couple goals for my 25th year of life. So far: master how to French braid my own hair because I can't and learn to sew.


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I'm the kind of person who stubs their right big toe and bangs their left knee at the same time.


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