D.C. Brogrammer
@brogrammer68
Slinging code for 26 years with no end in sight. #JavaScript, #PHP, #MySQL, and #Agile are my thang. Don't pull me into your insanity.
Isn’t an #alternative viewpoint the foundation of #diversity
The women that work in tech are sick of doughy soyboys. And yeah, I was told that by a super hot #MILF that works at a well known search company. #FridayMotivation #code #programmers
I worked at @AOL in the early 90’s, back when it was a “real” company. Miss those days.
YeH, there are people that think I’m a dick, and people that absolutely fucking love me. I’m ok with that. #ThursdayMotivation #beyourself
The first month that I hit $1k in #affiliate commissions was super motivating and proof that I could do #contentmarketing with the best of them. I need to dig up the first book I read on marketing back in 2002. 👍🏼
#onlinemarketing lesson: People want #free shit, but they *will* buy dreams. Don’t expect people to buy #information that will require them to put in any effort. And yet the @FTC sticks up for the lazy masses. So stay on the good side of the law.
I started #weightlifting 2 years ago after sitting on my ass for 10+ years. Just caveman stuff: bench, squat, deadlift, curls, push press. My #bloodpressure dropped like a rock, #Testosterone went through the roof, and my wife squirts again. 😂😂
So many #free educational resources are available online. @edXOnline and @coursera being the two I use most frequently. Do yourself and your family a favor and #learn something new today.
Break free of the corporate bullshit. It’s no shit slavery. #fuckthis
And that goes for all you #SEO fuckers too, why aren’t you killing it with your own niche #affiliate sites? If we can afford to hire you, you aren’t that good. Sorry. #TruthIsBitter
Just saw a post: “Marketing Genius Seeks Impactful Work” If you can “produce steep ROIs in half the time”, then why aren’t you doing it for yourself and making bank? #Marketing #business
Sir, this isn’t a technical problem, it’s a political problem. And that means it’s your problem, not mine. I love my job.
No one should argue that @pivotallabs brings value to the #FedGov because they do, in spades. The methods are not new, but they are foreign to most long term Govt workers. We need to hire more smart people and let them do their thing. To include a rethink of @DoDCTO leadership.
Has your Software Architect ever written a line of code? #syatems #Developer #DeveloperCommunity #programming
The best seed money = job with #FedGov. Piss poor leadership from the @seniorexecs all the way down to the flagpole sniffers. Zero tasking, zero accountability. Spend two hours a day working and blast past your peers, spend the other 6 being creative.
Girl (out loud): “Sorry, all you old white dudes look the same.” Me (in head): “Ya, and all you young fat chicks look the same too.” Working to free my inner voice. My blood pressure could use a break. #FML #HumanResources
Fully expect to be flagged and booted within 30 days. #truth talkers get fucked.
Is Twitter still considered a micro-blogging platform? It’s my macro-shit talking platform! 😂😂 #LikeABoss #ThursdayThought #bloggers #blogging
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