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OKAYYYY

brokebackstan's tweet image. OKAYYYY

friend is hosting a narnia themed birthday party next weekend which is gonna be huge for me…..you already know the goat ears are in the mail 🙂‍↕️



$20 tequila soda but the specialty cocktails are $17….what kind of racket is this place running


i’m the only f^ggot in this whole beer garden rn


it’s frankly happened 100 times but these are the top 2 that come to mind

brokebackstan's tweet image. it’s frankly happened 100 times but these are the top 2 that come to mind
brokebackstan's tweet image. it’s frankly happened 100 times but these are the top 2 that come to mind

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



there is a certain truth to this but the key difference is that the battle vest guys have all been out since like 7th grade

I’ve realized the trans guy equivalent to Amazon skirts and thigh highs is bad battle vests



i can’t wait until the clip of rose byrne saying “here is pic of hole” hits the tl

i can’t wait until the gif of julia roberts being cornered by angry nonbinaries and collapsing to the ground hits the tl



do you guys think he noticed me

brokebackstan's tweet image. do you guys think he noticed me

shaving my whole body before the urchin screening w/ harris dickinson q&a tomorrow just in case



this guy on grindr won’t stop messaging me fetty wap lyrics


i’m about to run rose byrne’s oscar campaign like the fucking navy


i love being a father

brokebackstan's tweet image. i love being a father
brokebackstan's tweet image. i love being a father

missing 2 parties and bugonia premiere bc i am forced to go on work trip to dallas


getting literal chills seeing the wicked trailer on the big screen….#YupImGay


burning nerve pain in my lower back constantly this week and i can’t go to the one doctor that was good about giving me steroid injections quickly bc my insurance denied it so now i owe him $4000……girl free luigi


this is unfortunately gospel to me currently open.spotify.com/track/27fLVVpB…


funniest part of my viewing experience was that my roommate has seen this 8 times but her memory is so bad she kept inaccurately predicting what was going to happen next


shaving my whole body before the urchin screening w/ harris dickinson q&a tomorrow just in case


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