Dylan Scott
@brokenbits99
Bad analogies are like a cucumber.
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Hey guys, I've been working on a cool project lately, and if y'all could click and vote for me that'd be fantastic! app.reviewr.com/s1/pitch?subid…
OK @tim_cook one last try… If this tweet gets 10,000 retweets you send me an iPhone X and I’ll donate $10,000 to the charity of your choice.
Apple's got literally tens of millions of morons mashing F5 right now...
Trying @theTunnelBear to browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/apps (tweeting for free stuff don't judge)
The USA is taking on Japan in a giant robot duel you can watch next Tuesday theverge.com/2017/10/12/164…
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theore
All crew, My security team does not pursue matters related to your personal information being released from the Ferengi credit hack. Worf
HE LOOKS FANTASTIC IT WAS A NECESSARY PURCHASE. 13/10
i will block the sun
If you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are because no one wants to give you the satisfaction. -R&M
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
Threatening nuclear war on Twitter feels like a terms of service violation
You can get a giant inflatable Trump chicken of your own on eBay gizmo.do/zUbDxGG
That's enough internet for today
Wow how did this guy make off with 4 textbooks??
By passing as a professor, James Richard Shinn made off with over $100,000 worth of books trib.al/8Yx3hJu
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