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Dylan Scott

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Bad analogies are like a cucumber.

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OK @tim_cook one last try… If this tweet gets 10,000 retweets you send me an iPhone X and I’ll donate $10,000 to the charity of your choice.


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Apple's got literally tens of millions of morons mashing F5 right now...


Trying @theTunnelBear to browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/apps (tweeting for free stuff don't judge)


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The USA is taking on Japan in a giant robot duel you can watch next Tuesday theverge.com/2017/10/12/164…

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theore


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All crew, My security team does not pursue matters related to your personal information being released from the Ferengi credit hack. Worf


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HE LOOKS FANTASTIC IT WAS A NECESSARY PURCHASE. 13/10

Woman admits using county cash to buy dog tuxedo bit.ly/2vUh4MF #NBC4

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i will block the sun

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If you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are because no one wants to give you the satisfaction. -R&M


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Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.


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8 rabbits, aka 1 rabbyte

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Threatening nuclear war on Twitter feels like a terms of service violation


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You can get a giant inflatable Trump chicken of your own on eBay gizmo.do/zUbDxGG

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That's enough internet for today

If you want to give a turtle an erection, use a vibrator theverge.com/tldr/2017/7/29…

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Wow how did this guy make off with 4 textbooks??

By passing as a professor, James Richard Shinn made off with over $100,000 worth of books trib.al/8Yx3hJu



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