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Can I also blame the losses on the Phillies eliminating the red jerseys? I say we bring them back, just to test something...

brokencoconuts's tweet image. Can I also blame the losses on the Phillies eliminating the red jerseys? I say we bring them back, just to test something...

Oh goodie. The power’s out…


I… finished the first book a few hours ago.

About to start a new baseball smut book series by a different author. Hope these are good because I have a serious soft spot for the last series (that I finished tonight and feel lost without).



Brewers, I’m going to need you to destroy the Dodgers. Please and thank you.


About to start a new baseball smut book series by a different author. Hope these are good because I have a serious soft spot for the last series (that I finished tonight and feel lost without).


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The Phillies scored more runs. The Phillies had more hits. The Phillies hit more homers. The Phillies struck out fewer times. The Phillies drew more walks. The Phillies stole more bases.   Baseball is so cruel.


Has anyone seen anything about where Rhys is expected to land next year?


What I will say is… this place was absolutely horrific that night and the next day. But now it also looks like everyone is hungry for next season already. And it happened a lot quicker than I expected - but also a lot quicker than the last few season losses.


So the World Series winner needs to either be the Mariners or Brewers. At this point, I’m all in on a team that’s never won one yet.


I have mixed feelings about this.


This leaves me unwell.

“You may see one of the big contracts moved.” Our most scandalous Office Hours segment yet - @RAJr_20 gives his take on what the 2026 Phillies roster will look like 👀. @SportsRadioWIP



I need him back next year. For so many reasons. SO MANY. BCIB FOREVER. …And I’m also not apologizing that one of those reasons is because he is just so damn beautiful…

Free Agent Catchers this offseason: J.T. Realmuto Salvador Perez (Club Option) Victor Caratini Danny Jansen (Mutual Option) Austin Hedges Christian Vazquez James McCann Elias Diaz Gary Sanchez Mitch Garver Jacob Stallings

PhilsTailgate's tweet image. Free Agent Catchers this offseason:

J.T. Realmuto
Salvador Perez (Club Option)
Victor Caratini
Danny Jansen (Mutual Option)
Austin Hedges
Christian Vazquez
James McCann
Elias Diaz
Gary Sanchez
Mitch Garver
Jacob Stallings


Took a nap and dreamt a neighbor threw a Phillies decorated tree in the street because they were pissed off. And I was debating on bringing it inside because I felt bad for it. And because some of the ornaments were cool and I wanted them.


God I love muting football only accounts. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.


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Good Morning. Phillies Spring Training is only 122 Days away!


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I miss TMac


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I hope Orion is alright.


So… I love Harp. I do. I collect his baseball cards, have one of his jerseys, a few shirts, other memorabilia… always a fan. Always rooting for him to turn it around. But he’s just had a lot of negative energy this year in particular. He’s seemed so consistently moody and…


I don’t listen to my “all of it” playlist on Spotify often, but I decided to yesterday. Take one guess what the first song that played was. TAKE ONE FUCKING GUESS.


I’m ready to get hurt again.

From Opening Day to October, you were there through it all. Thank you, Philly ❤️

Phillies's tweet image. From Opening Day to October, you were there through it all. 

Thank you, Philly ❤️


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