Angel
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ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT|| I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen.
"If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank." X Angel parody account X lit as partner X OC & AU friendly X seeking SLs X 18+ & ships w/ Chem X written by #AlexanderTheGreat
"You do know I buy this stuff, right? I'm not going out at night slaughtering pigs and unsuspecting cattle. At least, not in the center of LA." He rolls his eyes, but does as he's told.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can make like, a plan of attack. Cause unlike you? Me and Wes can't survive off of blood. Wes needs his stupid tea and I need my....stuff. So? Go plan!"
His own eyes narrow at the finger on his chest before they flick back up to Cordy's face. He opens his mouth to counter, but thinks better of it. "I was getting to that, but there was this pesky little thing called the sun getting in the way. Also, I didn't want to leave that..."
Narrowing her eyes, she steps closer and pokes a well manicured finger against his chest. "Don't. Touch. The. Computer," she announces, using her dangerous voice. "How about you, I don't know, find us a job? You know, to pay bills? That'd be a good thing."
"There's a dedicated app for emails! I know how to use that! I don't Google, I don't troll the web, I check the business email for business stuff. I didn't click on spam, I didn't open fishing emails, it just restarted."
"You were using it! You're not supposed to go near anything high tech! Which is like...any technology since like 1850. If you ruined it, we have a big problem. You don't even know how to find emails!"
//Like them all the fuck you want. Enjoy them. Read them. Retweet them, and I'm fucking blocking you.
[Because that wasn't exactly what he thought it was... guess he had a job...] What kinda voice does he have? What's he say to you?
[And there are the alarm bells. He wondered when they'd show up.] Who's Mr Voice? He your stuffy, kid? [He hates that he already knows the answer.]
"I didn't do anything! I was checking the email when it restarted and went into update... mode."
"Ugh! It doesn't take hours. You probably ruined it already."
"Don't worry. I took refuge several steps away from it. It's probably still updating. It's only been several hours."
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
That's... there's no one else? It's not safe to be out at night. [He doesn't say it, but the 'especially here' is there, loud and clear in his own mind.]
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
Alright, then, miss Nothing. I'm going back to yelling at technology.
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
Uh huh. That's why you're being uncharacteristically cryptic?
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
Because adults are more complicated than that. [He takes a look around.] Hey, where are your parents? It's late, you shkuks be home.
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
[A laugh.] What?
"Darn right I would. Do you know how much computers cost? Not to mention we got all our stuff in there that pay our bills!"
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