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When Harrison Ford was asked if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker', his answer was 'I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care'
“Carmella could you please shut the DOOOOOR?!?”
I miss when you didn’t need an internet connection to play angry birds. What’s the point.
This chicken bowl tastes like it needs white sauce with a hint of sitting around for 15 minutes only to be told they’re out of white sauce.
I thought the nurses were rough with the covid swabs until I did it to myself. Jesus Christ.
I guess I’ll ask. Does anybody here play fortnite anymore...
Feeling good this morning about eating right. Had a nice green smoothie for lunch. Turning a new leaf. THEN I find myself standing at the freezer raw dogging the carton of ice cream with a butter knife. Send help.
Me after writing precisely one email
Y’all really used to use hemp wick to light a bowl only to turn around and enjoy a nice pack of cigarettes. #dudeitssomuchhealthier
Came closer to ingesting terry cloth than I thought I ever would today.
How does a person sit down and play the saaaame guitar riff we’ve all heard a million times and think “dude I think I’m on to something new here” ?
Why didn’t anybody tell me about Movie 43?! I had to find this gold on my own after years of not knowing?
The movie Spanglish bout brought a tear to your boys eye. Quick Austin Powers movie should clear that up. Thanks @netflix for the options.
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