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if y=mx+b then y=tf am I so horny 😰😰😰


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Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward. We’re still…


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thinking about how bryan called to tell me how distraught he was over accidentally stepping on a little snail in his yard because "what if he had a snail wife who was waiting for him to come home" 😭😭😭


Sometimes at work I pretend to be the magic conch from SpongeBob and make @h3llokkaf pull my badge reel when she asks me questions


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bryan and i are wearing the exact same shirt at work yet i'm the only one who got a compliment on it from our supervisor, who is also his DAD 😭😭😭

h3llokkaf's tweet image. bryan and i are wearing the exact same shirt at work yet i'm the only one who got a compliment on it from our supervisor, who is also his DAD 😭😭😭
h3llokkaf's tweet image. bryan and i are wearing the exact same shirt at work yet i'm the only one who got a compliment on it from our supervisor, who is also his DAD 😭😭😭

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today is the day i find out that bryan has been secretly lacing the smoothies he gets us with whey protein 😐 this has been going on for a year 😐😐😐


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personally, i think we sold our souls the day we chose cls as our major


Mark my words when I say that when I can squat flat footed, it's over for you bitches


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bryan comes out of the bathroom me: well well well if it isn't the shitter bryan: well well well if it isn't the WHORE me: KAAAATH!!!


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she candida on my albicans until i thrush


Button pusher is just a slur for a CLS


Isn't an IUD just a wine cork for the cooch


Your dad cuts you fruit? Well my dad sends me updated Hematology textbooks ✋🙄

bryanwith_a_why's tweet image. Your dad cuts you fruit? Well my dad sends me updated Hematology textbooks ✋🙄

August 24, 2019 in Torrance

bryanwith_a_why's tweet image. August 24, 2019 in Torrance

Just aired this video on @ABC7 a major fire broke out at a Chase Bank near the corner of Victory Boulevard and White Oak Avenue in Van Nuys. No injuries. Investigation underway.



Alright I'm sick of this abstinence shit so who wants to eat my ass


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when will it stop itching


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kath: i have to do my japanese bryan: konnichiwa kath: bryan: konnichiwa me llamo bryan


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did anyone else randomly have a microsoft edge shortcut show up on their desktop earlier today?


When the hospital runs out of dipsticks so I use my tongue for the urinalysis

bryanwith_a_why's tweet image. When the hospital runs out of dipsticks so I use my tongue for the urinalysis

If you started going to the gym or plan to start this year, please keep going despite how anxiety inducing it can be at times


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