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Twitter finally killed API access for @bsdfortune. The bot may return on the #fediverse I will tweet here if that happens. So long and thanks for all the retweets. Happy #TowelDay


"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff> #disintegrated


A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. Albert Einstein


Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold


Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention]. #Mater


I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx


A watched clock never boils.


When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.


Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.


Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home. -- Han Solo


New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python's Big Red Book #Python's


Sacred cows make the best hamburger.


At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. -- "The Washington Post Magazine", June 9, 1985 #roughly


Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?


The ego is only a bit of consciousness swimming upon the ocean of dark things. We are an enigma unto ourselves. -The Mentat Handbook #ocean


A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike #adult


There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. #major


Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -- H.L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916


Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. #guarantee


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