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Brandon Strake

@bstrake

im pretty awesome.

@BeIieveOrNot: If someone tells you not to tell a soul.... would it be alright then if you told a Ginger?” @sarariegerxo


@BeIieveOrNot: Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.” @solanajimerson


It's all about, falling down and getting back up, good times and hard luck.


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Every person entering the swimming pool contaminates the water with 0.14 grams of poop.


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Most of the calls people hear on morning radio shows are actually staged!


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Due to humidity, farts smell worse when you’re in the shower.


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You could jump from a cliff without any fear if the portion of your brain named Amygdala is removed which is associated with fear.


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If you type “Stanfordrejects.com” in your browser, the browser will automatically take you to the “Berkeley.edu”.


@RPerezelli not much just got home from work. Tell Dugan that every day because he's black


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