Strumer17
@bsturm17
Weighing in at 160lbs, from the fighting City of Philadelphia...
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The rumors are true*: Bryce Harper* is coming to Philadelphia [police]*. It's a multi-year deal worth $51,245 per year to start, with a city option to increase annually. Please refer all questions regarding Manny Machado to @PhillyFireDept . (*not actually true.)
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Manny Machado is greeted by random blue collar Philadelphian who I am SHOCKED didn't offer the free agent gift cards to Wawa and/or Cheerleaders.
If you voted today, but was not given a sticker, then did it really happen?
Saw a movie this wknd. @ladygaga I’ve also been called the songbird of my generation 🕊 What did you guys do?
Behold the greatest piece of footage ever captured in human history. Unreal video.
Come down to Philly, milksteaks on me
Okay…but how did you get Charlie’s Dream Book? #SunnyFXX
Biz is Gritty. Gritty is Biz.
Why didn’t anybody tell me the ice is this slippery?
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to first base. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to second base. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run to third. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run home.
“Listen, man... the dream catchers are 15.99 firm. I can’t do any better. Yep. Well, you’ll have to take that up with Etsy.”
Mike Trout talking Eagles with Joe Buck and John Smoltz WHILE he’s playing CF! “You know it baby, Go Eagles! Hopefully Carson [Wentz], Zach [Ertz] and all those guys are watching.”
I’d like to send my condolences to all of the balls that were harmed in the making of that Derby #OHMYGOODNESS
Chase Utley belongs in the Hall Of Fame and if you disagree you are a despicably horrible person.
Let’s pull a DeAndre Jordan and just Trust it
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