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General Joshua Patrick Allen

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Private journal and notes of a civil war general

The delicious irony of telling coal miners to "learn to code." And now coding becomes obsolete and we enter a power crisis.



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Another angle & better audio, Speaking to the Town Council wearing an English Lord’s wig: “The role of the commoners is to serve as Tax Milk Cows: to work and labor and toil at their dreary jobs to earn money to give to you. Your role is to spend their money with wild abandon.”


Disney Star Wars has been an abject failure in every respect…save one. It’s now canon that the Galaxy is run by a bunch of gay, lesbian, non-binary, they/thems, minorities, and women when things begin to fall apart during the High Republic. And when the crisis reaches a…



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You can too

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Our Town Council keeps raising taxes. So I showed up with an English Lord’s wig to speak in *favor* of taxes. “If you can’t pay your taxes…don’t be poor.”



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COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s. SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)? COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when…

markcecchini's tweet image. COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s.

SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)?

COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when…

Sabre fans putting up signs supporting the team gives me a warm fuzzy

We are so back

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We all saw it. Hopefully @NFL will dole out some post game fines - if they are truly interested in player safety

How did nobody catch that lol Josh Hines Allen literally drops his whole ass on Josh Allen



BREAKING: Musk to rename "X" to "Grooming Gang" to stop Labour shutting it down.



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Road DAWGS. 😤


He threw a pick to end their season

They don’t believe in you 16 They doubted you 16 How will you respond 16?

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They doubted you 16

How will you respond 16?


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So the team Darius Slay didn't want to play for is still alive and the team he wanted is dead?


Let James Cook

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On to next week ❗️❗️17 💯



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THE BILLS ARE A REALLY GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM @danorlovsky7



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Josh Allen is Superman Buffalo advances What. A. Win. #BillsMafia


Sounds like they are using Palestinian tactics

Do not bring your baby to a violent riot.



The crazy thing is you were supposed to hate this character

How did Hollywood actually produce a banger this good? 🤯



From this angle it very clear the balrog was not trying to pass and just panicked as the wizard broke the bridge out under its feet.

AWell_ArmedLamb's tweet image. From this angle it very clear the balrog was not trying to pass and just panicked as the wizard broke the bridge out under its feet.


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13 WINS IN THEIR LAST 14 GAMES! 🦬

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Literally

Honest question… Since the Left now believes you can just move out of the way when a car is approaching you, did this mean the next time they protest by blocking the streets, it’s their own fault if they get run over because they just could have moved out of the way? If we’re…



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